All hands and feet require regular maintenance, except for permacured toes and the Hamburger Helper glove, which is immortal. Take care of what you actually have with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a mani-pedi at Salon Bella Vie, located on Pearl Road in Strongsville (a $50 value).

Salon Bella Vie beautifies bipeds with a variety of full salon services and high-end cosmetic products. Drab digits are dandified with a mani-pedi combo, each nail painstakingly shaped to geometric precision and polished until it emanates like a pot of gold on an exploding quasar. Feel free to seek sage advice from one of the friendly stylists on the dangers of Chinese finger traps, or simply soak in the cool blue and green hues and classic hardwood flooring of the salon.