Nails are the body's fossil-excavating spades, liberators of feet entrammelled by knotty shoelaces, and soothing sound makers that silence schoolchildren with a single chalkboard scratch. Sharpen your Swiss Army appendages with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a bliss manicure and bliss spa pedicure at Salon Bliss in Rochester Hills (a $61 value). Salon Bliss' beautification savants customize each service to fit the individual needs of every visitor ushering their finger helmets into the spa's softly lit, intensely comfortable confines. Simmer down disorderly finger shingles with a crisp nail trimming of fingernails during a bliss manicure ($16) and ensure toes dependably plug leaky holes in a ship’s hull with a bliss spa pedicure ($45). Cuticles will be groomed and buffed until they exude a sprightly disposition, and the confidence of each patron will be restored knowing that they can return to work donning a pair of the world's sexiest oyster shucking hands. Find more nail salons near you.