If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame your tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon at Salon Cabochon located in Arden Hills Resort Club and Spa. Choose from two options:

• For $125, you get a Brazilian blowout (a $250 value). Groupon customers can also receive $100 off a second Brazilian blowout at a later date, and 20% off products on the day of the original appointment.
• For $15, you get a men's haircut (a $30 value).

For those opting for option one, your visit to Salon Cabochon will begin with a thorough consultation with one of the salon's skilled stylists, followed by a fuzz-flattening Brazilian blowout to further ensure follicular agreement. The keratin treatment lasts about 90 minutes, and similarly to the system used to prepare a candy bar for interstellar travel, coats each shaft of your hair in a nutrient-rich layer of protective protein goodness to eliminate frizz and smooth cuticles. The formula is chemical-free, so it actually improves the health of hair and imparts lovely radiance that lasts for up to 12 weeks, or up to 13 weeks for grown-up babies who were born on a leap year. Men looking to shine up their looks may opt for a shearing by one of the Salon Cabochon's skilled styling experts, who frame faces with cuts to best highlight a distinguished brow line or luxurious mustache.

An eclectic mix of antiqued and chic fixtures shapes Salon Cabochon's extravagant setting in the Arden Hills Resort Club and Spa, which is epitomized by a 14-foot interior waterfall that graciously grants clients' wishes before they can even rummage through their change purses. Arrive at your appointment early to let the serene sights iron out your brain crinkles so that your newly sleeked tresses feel right at home. Call to schedule your services.

Reviews

Four CityVoters praise Salon Cabochon, and more than 40 Yelpers and 37 Citysearchers give the Arden Hills Resort Club and Spa (where Salon Cabochon resides) an average of 3.5 stars:

• WOW! The salon is BEAUTIFUL. Great job on the decor and they have a soothing waterfall that you relax in front of as you get your hair washed. The people there are really nice and honest about what will work with your face shape, coloring, etc. Who doesn't love that?!? – clee24, CityVoter
• What a great spa day! I spent a wonderful day of relaxation at Arden Hills. I will def be back as the service, treatments, food and overall atmosphere was just fabulous! – wammy25252, Citysearch