The problem with invisibility is that cloak fashions fade rapidly and past-season trends don't capture anyone's eyes for resale. Manage your appearance in a more-sustainable way with today’s deal: for $45, you get $100 worth of salon and spa services at Salon Rouge, formerly Subairi, at its location in Dupont Circle.

Salon Rouge will smooth and soothe whatever section of your surface area that aches for tending, from your freshly sore Olive Oyl tattoo to the love-bite scars from your pet gull. Because this deal can be applied to any of Rouge's myriad of salon and spa services, you may have trouble deciding which parts of you should get special treatment. Women’s hairstyle shearing runs between $45 and $55, whereas cuts for men clock in between $30 and $35. Give a dull noodle nest a tonal transformation with single-process color ($65+) or partial highlights ($85). If you want hair taken away altogether, the salon offers waxing for myriad bodily regions, from mood-determining eyebrows ($16) and shrouded backs ($50+) to a full-leg and bikini-area waxtravaganza ($110). A variety of facials are available for both male and female visages; get a custom mini-facial for $70. A gentleman’s executive facial ($95) provides deep cleansing that eases irritation from ingrown hairs, razor burn, and sliding headfirst along the bottom of an unfilled swimming pool. The facial includes a stress-obliterating massage and soothing mask tailored to each visitor's skull mask.

Whether you want to brush up your aesthetic design for an important job interview, summer wedding, or glamorous, jet-setting spy mission, the skilled stylists at Salon Rouge will provide ample beautification. Trained by L’Oreal, the staff is fully versed in the annals of pulchritude and awaits incoming customers with scissors and cream. The salon itself is outfitted with aged wood floors and a bold red, white, and black color scheme, a tasteful complement to the services that will leave you feeling prettier than a vain, prize-winning pony.

Reviews

Yelpers give Salon Rouge four stars, as do Google Mappers:

• I went to Salon Rouge after not having visited a salon for a cut in over ten years. The staff was chic, friendly, and professional. – Christine, Google Maps [The staff] have been cutting my hair for a decade plus. I never go anywhere else for a haircut and also have facials and pedicures there. – Matty, Google Maps
• One of the best hair salons in DC reasonably priced and very close to the Dupont metro. – rob, Google Maps