People wage wars at San Antonio’s Incredible Pizza Company—against other drivers on the go-karts and bumper cars. The indoor amusement park features two kinds of go-karts – the stock-car speed and the slower ‘Busch’ speed. Announcers report each turn and flag the winners. Visitors can instigate harmless car crashes in the bumper car area or spend five frames toppling pins while playing mini-bowling.

The funporium’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet—featuring more than 100 items—including original, deep pan, crispy lavosh crust, and gluten-free upon request, all crowned with more than 30 different toppings. Verdant greens and freshly made dressings await visitors at the popular salad bar along with homemade soups. The potato station comes with every necessity for side-dish construction with bacon bits and more. A variety of sauces enliven the buffet’s fettuccine and spaghetti noodles. Homestyle cooking includes Frito pie and hotdogs.