Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Emulate youth without the use of fossil aids with today's Groupon to Saratoga Springs Plastic Surgery, PC on Wells Street. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get a facial rejuvenation consultation and 10 units of Botox (a $250 value).
• For $99, you get a consultation and 30-minute Endermologie Lipomassage (a $250 value).
• For $99, you get a consultation and 30-minute Endermolift noninvasive "facelift" (a $250 value).

Saratoga Springs Plastic Surgery turns back age clocks through an array of state-of-the-art procedures. When injected into rough facial neighborhoods, 10 units of tough-as-nails Botox convince wayward muscles to settle down and hit the books with wrinkle-smoothing results that last around two to six months. Or, the cellulite-busting M6 suction-massage machine used in Endermologie Lipomassage can stimulate collagen production to restore elasticity and joie de vivre to ennui-ridden body parts (best results usually seen after 10 to 12 treatments over two months). Its gentler sister process, Endermolift, brings these tightening techniques to bear on drooping, run-down smile factories. During an initial consultation before each facial procedure, board-certified plastic surgeon Steven Yarinsky, MD alters a photograph of the patient with facial imaging software to predict the likely results of the treatment and the winner of the next Super Bowl.

Reviews

Although there are few online reviews available for Saratoga Springs Plastic Surgery, there are testimonials available on its website:

• It’s rare to find an office as professional, organized and caring as yours. Thank you for everything! – J.R.
• I honestly felt like they sincerely cared about me and my concerns. – M.L.