Homes are notoriously materialistic in that they only seduce human inhabitants as a means to acquire more furniture, cars, and jewelry. Submit to the whims of a persuasive domicile with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $100 worth of home furnishings at Schloemer Furniture and Sleep Center. This Groupon may be redeemed at two locations, in Cincinnati and Florence, Kentucky.

Schloemer displays its impressive stock of home furnishings within a comfortable, low-pressure environment. An expert staff of furniture finders can guide room renovators through a jungle of bedroom collections, dining sets, media centers, armchairs, and top-brand mattresses, including Tempur-Pedic and Simmons. Lonely couches can find companionship with a Progressive marble-finish wood sofa table ($98) or debate foreign policy with a Peters Revington glass drop-leaf coffee table ($98) in cherry. Enterprising marsupial fans can harvest old mattresses for spring-loaded kangaroo shoes and use today's Groupon toward a new, full-size Franklin plush-top mattress ($358).