Though modern eye care can't help people see the forest for the trees, it can help them see a tree falling in the forest and silently crushing their smart cars. Clarify your forest vision with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $999 for LASIK corrective surgery for one eye (a $2,195 value)
$1,999 for LASIK corrective surgery for both eyes (a $4,390 value)

After a consultation to ensure the candidacy of the patient, blurred eyeballs receive professional bladeless LASIK care. The surgery uses two completely separate laser beams instead of the customary microkeratome blade, resulting in a more efficient and precise process. First, the IntraLase laser allows the surgeon to create a corneal flap without the use of a blade. Once the doctor mutters the appropriate password, the flap is lifted to admit the excimer laser, which manipulates the cornea into crystal-clear vision. Downtime and discomfort are slight, so patients can soon toss out old contacts, spectacles, and prescription binoculars. This Groupon is valid in conjunction with flex-spending accounts.

Scottsdale Center for Sight

The doctors at Scottsdale Center for Sight back their procedures with impressive resumés. The center’s founder, Dr. Paul M. Petelin, completed his ophthalmology training at Emory University, and also received fellowships in cornea and refractive surgery. Dr. Stanley Shorb is the former team ophthalmologist for the Arizona Cardinals as well as a specialist in diseases of the retina and eye. With their combined talents, the duo takes on a variety of ocular challenges. They perform cataract and lens-implant surgery, a procedure that Dr. Petelin has performed more than 3,000 times since 1999. They can also diagnose and treat glaucoma and retinal diseases caused by age through surgery, medication, or laser treatments. The center specializes in bladeless LASIK corrective surgery, a much better way of improving eyesight than sleeping on a pillow filled with carrots.