Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $60, you get an express exterior detail with Simoniz 365 hand wax at one of five ScrubaDub Auto Wash Centers (up to a $121.95 value) with locations in Natick, Brookline, Woburn, Dorchester, and Salem, NH.

With top-flight products and eco-conscious processes, ScrubaDub Auto Wash Centers clean and polish besmirched auto bodies so they can flounce forth with an eye-catching gleam. The hour-long detailing begins with an express wash, where wheelmobiles are gently purged of grime, gunk, and ectoplasm using an environmentally-friendly SuperGlo soap and water as an anti-pollution high-five for Mother Nature. This water is recycled and re-treated for future use, which keeps it from polluting the environment and wastes far less water than washing your car or pet whale at home. Following that ScrubaDub Auto Centers' expert motorcar magicians conjure up a showroom shine with exterior Armor All products, windshield protecting VisionClear treatment, and Simoniz Wheel Brite treatment that banishes brakedust and adds a twinkle to rims and tires. Finally, a Simoniz 365 hand waxing glossifies road warriors with specially blended ingredients and UV protectants that seal in vehicular brilliance and protect cars against harmful environmental elements such as acid rain, road salt, and opposing bullets from rival bank robbers for up to one year. Tar and sap removal, interior cleaning, paint reconditioning, and interior shampooing are available for an additional charge.