Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise removal of human hair. Reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with today's smooth-making Groupon: for $99, you get four laser hair-removal treatments at Secret Serenity MedSpa in St. Clairsville (up to a $600 value).

The licensed professionals at Secret Serenity oversee and administer expert skin enhancements from within a soothing, relaxed spa atmosphere for both men and women. Medical director Dr. Troy Balgo has practiced in Clairsville for the past 12 years, and Serenity's four-session laser hair-removal treatment can annex arms and legs away from unwanted embankments of rebellious skin reeds.

The laser, or IPL (intense pulse light), can paralyze hair follicles while leaving the surrounding skin unaffected and unaware of its swiftly displaced neighbors. Laser treatments can be used to treat lips, chins, legs, backs, arms, underarms, humped backs, or bikini-bound regions.

During your treatment, the makeover mavens at Serenity will welcome you into their mellifluous and medicinal embraces, providing robes, slippers, a family of nesting eaglets, water, coffee, or wine.