Before they were used to repair damaged skin, lasers were exclusively employed to keep onrushing asteroids from crashing into state capitals. Stave off unwelcome skin scourges with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a photofacial from Sedo Laser in Southlake (a $350 value).

Sedo Laser’s experienced laser technicians employ their epidermal expertise to rejuvenate dispirited skin. During the noninvasive photofacial treatment, Sedo's skin whisperers use powerful pulsed light to reach beneath the surface of the skin, which can gently and deftly dispatch broken capillaries, freckles, age spots, and deeply embedded sauerkraut shrapnel on the face, neck, chest, or hands. Immediately after the nearly pain-free procedure, it's safe to reapply makeup and take refurbished façades out on the town. Imperfections will rise to the surface of the epidermis, play a casual round of Marco Polo, then exfoliate off the skin three to eight days after the first treatment, leaving clients with a fresher visage, though optimal results often require up to five treatments. Visit Sedo Laser's FAQ section to learn more about the procedure.