Toting along loved ones for a game of bowling or laser tag is always preferable to toting them to a game of taser tag, in which they are commonly known as “witnesses.” Engage in some nonconvictable family fun with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a $50 reusable gift card good for bowling, go-karts, and laser tag at Sempeck's Bowling & Entertainment, located in Elkhorn.

Boasting 40 lanes, kid-friendly bumpers and balls, and cosmic-themed glow bowling, Sempeck's provides ample opportunities for friends and family to don a chic pair of alley moccasins ($3.25 per pair) and practice throwing rocks to better defend the neighborhood against armed jugglers ($4.25 per game).

Once you and your familial strike force have finished knocking the hair off pins, knock out hairpin turns as you deftly zip around the 26,000-square-foot indoor go-kart track ($5 per race). Or fire off lasery rounds in the double-level laser-tag arena ($5 per player), perfect for enacting revenge over an unfair grounding or diary breach. While not included in this Groupon, Sempeck’s also houses a 250-seat restaurant and bar to fuel the food tanks of players in danger of devouring a turkey-trotting opponent.