Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise reduction of human wrinkles. This smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon.

$1,375 for Consultation and Laser Eyelid Lift for Both Upper Eyelids ($2,950 Value)

Dr. S. Kent Brown helps clients regain youthful smoothness with laser eyelid lifts. The doctor wields the laser to elevate ocular awnings, fighting sagging lids to tighten skin and improve staring-contest outcomes. This bladeless laser technique is designed to minimize bruising and swelling and involves little or no downtime, allowing patients to immediately return to normal activities. A total-face laser treatment is available for an additional fee.

This Groupon also entitles its users to a complimentary laser treatment on crow’s feet, under-eye bags, or upper-lip wrinkles, to be redeemed at the time of the eyelid lift.

Sensational Skin

Sensational Skin lives up to the promise of its name with a vast range of epidermal treatments performed under the supervision of Dr. S. Kent Brown. The procedures, all of which are blade-free, target skin all across the body, with Botox injections that smooth wrinkles on the face, Velashape circumferential cellulite reduction for the legs and buttocks, and laser skin resurfacing that balances complexions and tightens skin. The spa also carries revitalizing skin products from brands such as SkinMedica, Jan Marini, and iS Clinical, keeping clients looking young without taping their high-school class pictures to their foreheads.