Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Remain fond of quacking bath buddies with today's Groupon to Senza Pelo Med Spa. Choose from the following options:

• For $89, you get 15 units of Botox (a $165 value).
• For $169, you get 30 units of Botox (a $330 value).
• For $259, you get 45 units of Botox (a $495 value).
For $49, you get a 60-minute electrolysis session (a $90 value).

During the Botox treatments, Melinda Baehr R.N., administers a series of injections of FDA-approved formula that temporarily reduces the activity of brow muscles for up to four months. The treatment can be completed in as little as 10 minutes, resulting in a refreshed complexion and causing minimal pain akin to an insult from an infant. Alternatively, during a 60-minute electrolysis treatment, electrologists use the Gentronic MC 160D to send a low level of current through the hair follicle, destroying regenerative hair cells, and greatly diminishing the potential for future fuzz growth. The treatment is valid for all areas and, like a mosquito with a floppy proboscis, does not puncture the skin. Clients can call ahead to schedule an appointment.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.