Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today’s hair-disciplining Groupon to Seven the Hair Salon, located in Dearborn. Choose between the following options:

• For $23, you get a haircare package (a $46 value), which includes:
• A haircut
• A deep-conditioning treatment<p>
• For $45, you get a haircolor package (a $91 value), which includes:
• A haircut
• A full-color service<p>
• For $99, you get a Brazilian Blowout hair-straightening treatment (a $200 value).<p>

Seven the Hair Salon’s masterful stylists snip split ends during cuts that free hair to thrive in chic new shapes. Clients who opt for the salon’s deep-conditioning treatment can lounge in comfort as a moisturizing formula nourishes frazzled strands. Those who long for changes of hue can consult with seasoned stylists to decide which prismatic statements tresses should make. The 90-minute Brazilian Blowout binds amino acids to wayward locks, reducing undesired curls for up to 12 weeks. The treatment finishes with a complimentary blow-out, prepping newly plumb coiffures for reentry into the outside world or first entry to a planet inhabited by fashion-conscious aliens.

The salon’s neon-colored couches, giant mirrors, and ceiling-suspended chandelier lend the space a funky, sophisticated air, and form a comforting environment for light-fixture-swinging musketeers.

Some hair-straightening products that claim to be formaldehyde-free include aldehyde compounds, which are similar to the carcinogen formaldehyde. Side effects may include nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among others. Learn more about the health risks here.