Food trucks eliminate cartography errors by bringing restaurants to diners and by replacing backseat drivers with high-powered heating lamps. Summon the border with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a two-hour food-truck party rental from Sexy Taco (a $500 value). Sexy Taco's truck will travel within 10 miles of its Woodruff Road home base for the price of the Groupon, and up to 25 miles for $2 per mile beyond the 10-mile radius.

The transportable taqueria from Sexy Taco hauls a cargo of delicious Mexican cuisine to curb appetites at parties and gatherings. One-hundred tacos and 50 servings of chips and salsa (a $350 value) satiate the hunger of up to 50 people or one George Washington with state-specific variations. Soft flour tortilla shells capture a zesty taste trio of fish and mango relish; short rib and jalapeño slaw; and roasted chicken with pico de gallo, mexican rice, and habanero-cream sauce. Two taco chicks (a $150 value) help dish out savory portions and oversee the party to ensure quality service and dining. The mobile kitchen rental stays parked for two hours and supplies adequate time to fill up on seconds or make long-winded tortilla toasts. Although not included with this Groupon, drinks and dessert can be added for an additional fee.