Cranky puritans burned poles of all types for their role in debauched Sunday fishing trips, unclear signage, and bewitching forms of transportation. Shake off the stickler stigma with this Groupon.

$20 for an Introductory Pole-Dance Fitness Class ($40 Value)

Sheila Kelley's introductory teaser class focuses on foundational pole-dancing moves such as the S walk and Firefly pole trick. The class's teacher performs a demonstration of the S Factor before students dive into stretches and workouts of their own. Fostering an atmosphere of empowerment, instructors lead the fully clothed classes in dimly lit rooms devoid of mirrors. The schedule is jam-packed with classes seven days a week.