Because clothing tends to bleed when it's machine washed, dry cleaning is a good way to keep the ghosts of faded fabrics from fighting with skeletons over who gets to haunt your closet. Keep your threads alive and well with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dry cleaning at Sheldon Cleaners, with 30 locations throughout Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo, and Holland, as well as throughout the surrounding areas of Wyoming, Ada, Grandville, Rockford, and Portage.

Crowned Best Dry Cleaners by Grand Rapids Magazine, Sheldon Cleaners has been fighting the good fight against dud dirt and unpressed pants for more than 60 years. Its seasoned de-griming doctors will scrutinize each article and carefully tend to sweaters ($6.50), coats ($12.50), dresses ($12.50), and shirts ($4.99)—evicting fiber filth, obnoxious odors, and the stains of spilt wine and spilt blood from a rival poet. By using nonhazardous solutions, Sheldon Cleaners provides a thorough clothing cleanse and scores points with Mother Nature for its eco-friendly practices.

Early birds can take advantage of speedy smartening with Sheldon's same-day service, available for morning drop-offs, and some of its locations even offer drive-thru services good for on-the-go customers and superheroes looking to launder their capes faster than a speeding bullet.