If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then one should clothe the soul because nudity is inappropriate except on honeymoons and when making sandwiches for lunch. Permanently defog your eye windows with today's side deal: for $2,500, you get Lasik surgery (a $5,200 value) at Shenandoah Lasik & Cataract Center in Winchester. John A. Stefano, MD, has performed more than 6,500 Lasik procedures since 1997.

Lasik surgery wields a laser to treat the surface below the cornea to correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Having helped millions of eyeballs worldwide, Lasik helps to diminish or even terminate a patient's need for spectacles, contact lenses, and telescopes. Shenandoah Lasik & Cataract Center generates pulses using an excimer laser to meticulously correct miniscule magnitudes of corneal tissue. The excimer laser's ultraviolet light does not penetrate the eye or disturb its other parts, leaving the eyes haze-free and ready to take mental snapshots of the neighborhood hoodlums that like to urinate on lawn ornaments.