The beauty of staying at a beachside resort isn't the balmy waters; it's knowing that angry horses can't swim across the balmy waters to exact revenge. Today's Groupon transports you to stress-free bliss: for $79, you get a one-night stay at Shephard's Beach Resort in Clearwater Beach (up to a $199 value). This Groupon does not include the $11 resort fee or the 12% tax.

Located along the white sand beaches on the Gulf of Mexico, Shephard's provides an idyllic locale for sun seekers, relax enthusiasts, and breathtaking-ocean-view aficionados. The studio queen room is equipped with two queen beds, a full kitchen with new stainless steel appliances, private balcony, a flat-screen TV, free WiFi, and a large updated bathroom, making it the perfect weekend getaway, romantic getaway, or getaway to watch the Charlie Sheen movie The Getaway. Shephard's amenities, such as a heated pool and jacuzzi for body soaking, the Tiki Bar for tropical concoctions and live music (every day 2 p.m.–11 p.m.), and the Sunset Lounge for dancery, make unwinding as easy as smashing open piñatas with old computer monitors.

If the smell of adventure wafts uncontrollably, Shephard's surrounding area is home to a bevy of attractions, including tourist sites, theaters, and diverse restaurants. The resort also has on-site rentals for jet skiing, parasailing, kayaking, and Segway riding.

Today's deal is based on double occupancy; additional adults will be charged $20, and there is no additional charge for children. Rooms are subject to availability, and a reservation must be made.

Reviews

TripAdvisors, Expedia users, and Yahoo! Travelers all give Shephard's Beach Resort 3.5 stars or better:

• We had a great time at this resort! There seems to be something for everyone… – iammarried31, TripAdvisor
• Hotel had been refurbished and everything was great, the room was very clean and we’d definitly go again. – Traveler from Orlando, Expedia
• The place is a blast, right on the water, good music, great drinks, yet monitored so nothing gets too out of whack. – Yahoo! Contributor, 10/08/06