If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects your soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on your soul with today's Groupon for clean and healthy teeth at Shine Dental Associates of The North Shore in Syosset. Choose between the following options:

• For $149, you get a Zoom! or Venus teeth-whitening treatment (a $650 value).
For $49, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning (a $364 value).

Shine Dental Associates of The North Shore's trio of tooth protectors work to restore lackluster dentition to a healthy shine, using the latest technology and services in general and cosmetic dentistry. Illuminate smiles with a Zoom! or Venus teeth-whitening session. During the Venus treatment, one of the seasoned staffers will slather on a strong gel formulation designed to break down stains. The Zoom! whitening also includes a slathering of gel across the teeth, activating with a cascade of light beams that can, on average, leave enamel up to eight shades lighter and 10 times smarter. Otherwise, the approximately 40-minute dental session commences with an initial exam (a $74 value), in which a tusk guru scours the mouth for visible signs of tooth decay and burrowing gum-gremlins. Then the x-ray (a $150 value) photo shoot exposes underlying tooth troubles in the full mouth, such as cavities or molars illegally extorting money from highly gullible bicuspids. The session concludes with a preventative cleaning (a $140 value) that polishes up choppers for a refreshed, glowing grin.

Upon entering Shine Dental’s luxurious, monochromatic atmosphere, a hostess will welcome you into the facility and guide you through your dental journey. Guests can settle into the resort-style setting that boasts chrome light fixtures and a host of lush amenities, including an on-site laboratory for creating dental veneers and a fleet of highly advanced invisible robots.