A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $85, you get an Opalescence customized take-home teeth whitening kit from Shreveport Bossier Family Dental Care (a $199 value), with locations in Shreveport and Bossier City.

Shreveport Bossier's dentistry practice provides family and cosmetic dentistry from two smile-brightening locations. Teeth-whitening treatments with Opalescence begin when impressions are taken of the teeth—forming customized bleaching trays that fit like tooth-leotards—and include comprehensive instructions for using the Opalescence trays at home. The whitening gel helps teeth achieve a sparkly sheen and a lightened shine, and possibly helps strengthen enamel, reduce sensitivity, and increase the skill of the cavity-fighting warriors living under the tongue.