Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with today’s Groupon to Signature Male. Choose from the following options:

• For $16, you get a signature haircut (a $32 value).
• For $33, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $67 value).
• For $57, you get the Mr. Attractive spa package (a $113.50 value).

At Signature Male, trained hair gurus and massage therapists pamper men within a relaxing, masculine environment that caters specifically to needs of the not-as-fair sex. During the signature haircut, mane mavens massage scalps vigorously, re-energizing dulled head threads with shampoo and conditioner and a classic or trendy cut and style, depending on whether a client's goal is to fit in at a hot-robot convention or Revolutionary War re-enactment. The service finishes with a soothing neck shave and invigorating cologne splash.

Tensed tendons in need of unwinding, gliding strokes, and varying amounts of pressure can take advantage of the one-hour Swedish massage executed by experienced massage therapists. Simultaneously drop clothes and worries about not fitting in at the ice-cream social during the full-body kneading, which uses classic European massage techniques to soothe tired tissue while stimulating circulation. The Mr. Attractive spa package also employs the calming effects of effleurage with the shorter but still sweet 30-minute Swedish massage. A hand and foot detail follows, complete with the shaping and filing of toe talons and finger claws, a scrub, a micro massage, and a paraffin hand dip for skin softer than a freshly blow-dried angora rabbit.

The masculine atmosphere at Signature Male combines peaceful, neutral colors with the clean lines of hardwood floors and wood paneling. Recline in one of the salon’s large, comfy, chocolate-brown leather chairs and sip on a complimentary cold beer or glass of wine as the world knitting championships play out in usual dramatic fashion on one of multiple TVs.