Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at The Skin Station (a $240 value).

Inside The Skin Station's suite, the licensed medical team remedies unwelcome facial grooves with artfully administered Botox treatments. Skin smoothers can aim to flatten the creases that plague crow's-feet, down-turned mouths, glabellar frown lines, foreheads, or lips, most of which result from hours of scrunching motions made at perplexing modern-art galleries. Following the numbing effects of an ice pack or cream, Botox's signature formula paralyzes the offending muscles for up to four months of firm and smooth skin. Injections can also sneak beneath underarms to control severe sweating and delay reactions to tickling by precisely five minutes. Each 10- to 20-minute appointment entails minimal discomfort and no recovery time, permitting patients an immediate return to daily activities.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.