Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $64, you get a customized facialiscious facial at skoah and a bottle of high-protection SPF 45 (a $130 total value, including tax). Your Groupon is valid at either of two locations: one in Yaletown and one at the Metropolis at Metrotown in Burnaby.

The friendly staff at skoah are expertly trained to administer customized skincare "workouts" designed to thoroughly set the skin of each individual on course to achieve its potential through proper use of beauty products and womanly brawn. The customized facialiscious facial will pair you with a personal skin care trainer, who will undertake the task of ever so gently whipping your dermis back into shape, beginning with an assessment of your skin and its individual needs. As you relax, you'll receive a deep cleaning with delicate extractions, exfoliation to slough away dead dermal flakes and remnants of Cornflakes past, and detoxifying, stimulating mask treatments followed by a calming massage. Once the 75-minute treatment is completed, you'll emerge from the cozy cave relaxed, radiant, and refreshed for future facial photographs and x-treme sport challenges.

All treatments at the relaxing skincare clinic are administered with skoah's own line of powerful products, concocted from natural skin-sprucing nectars and high-performance ingredients such as vitamins, minerals, waterfall mist, and organic compounds. As a souvenir and powerful defense after your facial, you'll leave with a bottle of high-protection SPF 45 to help protect against both UVA and UVB rays. Call ahead to schedule your facial.

SPF 45 available while supplies last. If supplies run out, a product of equal or greater value will be substituted.

Reviews

Vitamin Daily, the New York Times, and Elle magazine have all featured skoah. Yelpers give the Yaletown location 4.5 stars on average:

• Enter into the clean, modern premises decorated in soothing tones of blue, sip Skoah bottled water, then enter your roomy treatment room, where you'll lie on the bed while the aesthetician pampers and plumps your skin with the famous Facialicious facial – Vitamin Daily
• …[skoah] specializes in fun-minded facials for young urbanites who pop in before heading to yoga classes in the neighborhood. Skoah stresses excellent service and affordable prices… – Bonnie Tsui, New York Times