Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to Slidell Rocks Climbing Gym.

The Deal

$13 for a climbing package for two with an all-day climbing pass (an $11 value each) and harness rental (a $2 value each; up to a $26 total value)
$26 for a climbing package for four with an all-day climbing pass (an $11 value each) and harness rental (a $2 value each; up to a $52 total value)

Coated in precarious handholds and scaling climbers, the walls of Slidell Rocks Climbing Gym pose top-roping, lead-climbing, and bouldering challenges suited for rock-jockeys of all skill levels. Strap on a harness and dangle from one of 16 top ropes affixed to geometric crags nearly 40 feet high, replete with overhangs and angled climbs. Forty-five-degree walls and seven hangboards challenge low-altitude scalers in the bouldering training room, which opens up into the bouldering cave where visitors can get in touch with their inner stalactite as they climb to the beat of music and bask in air-conditioned air. Slidell Rocks Climbing Gym cushions climbers with flooring made of custom wall-to-wall crash pads.