If fat cells had their way, our bodies would never stop expanding, requiring cars to double in size and video stores to relocate Honey, I Blew Up the Kid from the fantasy rack to the documentary section. Dash flab’s hope of world conquest with today’s Groupon to Slim Trim Spa, with locations in Boca Raton, Florida City, and Miami. Choose from the following options:

• For $49, you get one ultrasonic-cavitation body-shaping treatment (a $200 value).
• For $99, you get three ultrasonic-cavitation body-shaping treatments (a $600 value).
• For $169, you get six ultrasonic-cavitation body-shaping treatments (a $1,200 value).<p>

Each session can be used on only one body area, though clients may change areas in subsequent sessions.

Slim Trim Spa’s research-focused team of physique refiners harnesses the noninvasive power of ultrasonic energy to oust unwanted fat, helping to shepherd bodies toward a svelte and smooth state. During each ultrasonic-cavitation treatment, a specialized hand piece travels over a single chub-prone zone to suffuse tissues with powerful yet inaudible sound waves, much like the emperor’s new stereo system. The intense frequencies cause thousands of microscopic bubbles to flock around fat cells, knock down each blubbery barrier, and send the cells’ hefty cargo to be broken down and released through natural bodily processes. In addition to taking fat deposits down a peg or two with sound waves and acerbic insults, the procedure aims to abate cellulite and tighten skin for a more toned and trim physique. Though some patients notice results after five treatments, most require a series of 6–12 to achieve maximum waist tapering.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED-FEE, OR REDUCED-FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.