Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $149, you get two Ultradent Opalescence Boost teeth-whitening treatments (a $592 value), a dental exam (a $136 value), and x-rays (a $98 value) at Smile Dental of New Rochelle (an $826 total value).

Dr. Chan and the friendly staff at Smile Dental help patients sport luminescent pairs of pearly whites through two 20-minute Ultradent Opalescence Boost treatments, which reject light in favor of a potent concoction of hydrogen peroxide, potassium nitrate, and fluoride. Before the treatments, Smile Dental’s resident tooth tamer will ensure mouths are eligible for whitening by meticulously examining incisors, molars, and any remaining Mesozoic fossils for signs of decay or disrepair. X-rays will provide a sci-fit headshot of patients' teeth and offer an in-depth analysis of overall tooth health and topography.

The chomper champions at Smile Dental keep all patients in the dental loop in regards to the ins, outs, and chocolaty centers of tooth-and-gum health. Through education and advice, patients leave Smile Dental with a thorough understanding of their treatment options and how they can help keep their maws and accompanying mashers in top condition.