Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Polish and protect your superiority badges with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a choice of the following services at Smile Stylist in Ponte Vedra:

• Cleaning, Exam, and X-Rays ($375 value): includes laser cavity detection, gum check and oral cancer exam.
• Invisalign preview ($490 value): before-and-after images that show how your smile would look after the Invisalign straightening treatment.
• At-Home Whitening Kit ($325 value): kit with custom-fitted trays good for two weeks of effective whitening.

Led by Doctors Jason and Colleen Olitsky, Smile Stylist treats its patients with individualized care aimed at glorifying grins. Choose a cleaning, exam and x-ray treatment to search out cavities using a laser that emits 90% less radiation than traditional x-rays. Or opt to glimpse your future without the irritating dehydration of time travel with an Invisalign preview. Smile Stylist will take a panoramic x-ray of your mouth and impressions of your teeth; about two weeks later you'll receive a digitized rendering of your smile after an Invisalign treatment, which uses clear, removable trays instead of metal braces, rubber bands and Clydesdales (the treatment is not included in this Groupon). Or transition to alabaster on your own time with a take-home whitening kit, awarded after a twenty-minute office visit during which custom-fitting molds of your nibblin' nuggets will be made for the two-week treatment.

Smile Stylists' studio, laid out in the open, modern fashion of a day spa, puts patients in the mood for smile upgrades. Watch a favorite DVD of your choosing on a flat-panel television while relaxing with a neck pillow as the Smile Stylists team goes to work South of your nose, North of your chin, and up the tunnel from your soul.

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