Laser hair-removal delivers the smoothness of a tomato without the worry of waking up as a caprese salad. For $150, today's Groupon ensures a deforested physique, with three laser hair removal visits to Laser Away on Union Street. One Groupon gets you three treatments for the same area of your body. You can choose to de-fuzz chins, underarms, happy trails, female bikini lines, brow lines, center brows, ears, feet and toes, hands and fingers, lips (upper and lower), the fronts or backs of necks, and sideburns. Sessions range in value from $140 per treatment for hands and fingers to $200 for the standard bikini line. See prices here.

This Groupon is not valid for customers who purchased the previous Groupon.

Efficient and safe laser technology is administered by professionals who instigate and affront the hairs of the body region you wish to lay bald, until those hairs feel thoroughly unwanted and jump into the belly of a pelican. The staff at SmoothSF make your experience as comfortable as possible, with its luxurious salon space using calming white furniture, modern art, and natural accents. Pioneering hair-removal technology produces permanent results that require fewer treatments than other hair-removal methods, and it replaces the need to wax and shave all the livelong day. Since it is predicted that T-shirts will continue to be legal, and because hairy necks can be confusing to house pets, this Groupon can be used to eliminate confusing, peek-a-boo man fur. SmoothSF uses Cynosure Elite technology, which works on a wider variety of skin types than other systems.

Today's deal lets you buy a second Groupon for any area, except the bikini line, to double your smoothness capital with six full sessions (it typically takes six treatments to guarantee full hair removal, depending on the area of the body). If humankind can comb its hair in a variety of uncanny 'dos, then customizable follicles ought to bend to the will of laser devices as well. Call at least two weeks in advance to schedule an appointment.

Must not go tanning, use tanning lotions, or tan in sun for four weeks prior to treatment. Must be 18. Customers can upgrade to Brazilian bikini or male bikini treatments for $300, or to playboy bikini or shoulder treatments for $250. Treatments are limited to the areas listed above.

Reviews

More than 30 Yelpers give it a solid, four-star average.

• About 6 months ago i started to go to Smooth to try hair removal. I had my underarms and bikini done (which i used to get waxed) and the results were amazing! The hair does not grow back, I was skeptical but it really works! – Char F.
• The space is light, airy and clean. The equipment is top of the line, the technicians are very thorough and quick to answer questions, and the front desk is very accomodating. [sic] – Margaux N.