Booking your body-double for a beauty treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get your choice of a signature scrub, massage, or facial (up to an $80 value) from SoCa Day Spa, located on East Montague Avenue in the Historic North Charleston Business District.

SoCa Day Spa is devoted to providing relaxation and beautification for their world-weary clients. Skilled aestheticians are on hand to eradicate erroneous skin cells, flush faces with rejuvenating light, and knead out even the most mulish of knots. SoCa's signature scrub ($75 value), an hour-long exfoliating retreat, utilizes medically ground crystal particles combined with plant fibers, natural enzymes, and Napa valley grape seeds to gently desquamate dead dermis off the top layer of your identity, followed by a Swiss shower to wash away the resulting detritus. Evict painful, burrowing CHUDS from deep within muscle mass with a calming, one-hour, signature massage ($80), which uses different styles such as Swedish, deep tissue, and myofascial massage, to puttifying effect. SoCa's signature facial ($75) enlists the aid of pharmaceutical-grade concentrates to cleanse, tone, restore, and balance your tableau of sensory experience.

The dim lighting, sleek furnishings, and earthy tones of SoCa Day Spa accentuate the state of relaxation customers will be lulled into upon arrival. The professional aestheticians go to great lengths to ensure that each experience at SoCa Day Spa parallels the calm obtained from a bedtime story read by Morgan Freeman.

Tax is included, but the gratuity is not.

Reviews

Four Google Mappers award Soca Day Spa a perfect five stars, while two Yahoo! Locals give it an average of 3.5 stars:

• I no longer live in Charleston, but I went to this spa four or five times while I was there. It's hands down the nicest spa I've ever been to (and I've been to a lot). The whole atmosphere is serene and peaceful, even the ladies that were working there spoke in very calm quiet voices that just gave me an immediate feeling of relaxation as soon as I walked in the door. – vmlazare, Google Maps
• WONDERFUL experience, rejuvenating, beautiful place and leaving there so serene. :))) – crkgirl, Yahoo! Local