The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive, concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokespersons sparkle: for $59, you get a basic cleaning, Invisalign exam, x-rays, and impressions (a $470 value), plus an Invisalign consultation and $1,100 off the total cost of an Invisalign treatment, at the office of Dr. Sam Halabo, Dr. Gary Hirsh, Dr. Pegah Salami, Dr. Amir Mojaver, Dr. Nina Mojaver, Dr. Tim Collins, Dr. David Eshom, Dr. Gregg Gechoff, or Dr. Jeff Gray. The locations of these offices are listed in the sidebar on the right.

No matter which dental professional you visit, your chompers will receive a meticulous cleaning that gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of meal remnants. During the exam, pearly whites will be checked for signs of trouble such as broken fillings, cavities, and hibernating elves. X-rays reveal any problems the naked eye can’t behold or that hid during the exam because they preferred not to behold a naked eye. The whole process will leave you with the shining grin of an open-mouthed walk through an automated car wash, but with less exposure on the local news.

For those with wandering pearly whites, the dentist will conduct an Invisalign exam, make impressions, and use x-rays from your dental exam to determine if your mouth bones are candidates for the clear, removable aligners, which are designed to slowly shift your walnut crackers into perfect position. If they are, eschew burdensome braces and use this Groupon for $1,100 off the total cost of the calibrated teeth sheaths. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies with each customer (it can run anywhere from $3,000 to $6,500).