After studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist's head in a plastic cube, 9 out of 10 agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen. Maintain a majestic visage and a robust behind-the-skin scene with today’s Groupon at Sojourn Salon & Spa in Barrington, New Jersey. Choose between the following options:

• For $89, you get a spa package that includes a 120-minute signature facial, full-body massage, and foot-reflexology session (a $210 value)
• For $150, you get a hair-smoothing Brazilian blowout ($350 value)

Partnered with Aveda, Sojourn Salon & Spa soothes skin and rejuvenates bodies with pampering facials and calming massages. Spend up to 120 minutes relaxing amid soft lighting and hues of sea-foam green and copper as the Sojourn facial works to restore balance to topsy-turvy skin via personalized products and tender hands. After freshening face coverings, extinguish body bothers with a full-frame massage, in which a massage maestro conducts a 10-finger ensemble in a magnum opus over your body's reflex points. Pain will be extinguished, the mind and body harmonized, and remaining worries about the impermanence of gravity will dissolve into the ether. The treatment is made complete with a foot-reflexology session.

Alternately, a Brazilian blowout hair treatment is designed to take crisp Ramen noodle nests coated in brittle chicken powder and transform them into smooth, luxurious head fountains of gleaming, perfectly straight hair strands. The process works by coating each scalp shaft in a formaldehyde-free sheathe, wrangling curls to the ground and forcefully defenestrating frizz. Customers can maintain their newly straightened locks for far more time than with a traditional, heat-only blowout. Accentuated by shiny wood floors, warm overhead lighting, and rustic salon stations, a visit to Sojourn's aesthetically sound confines leaves patrons full of peace and cooing noises.