Statistically, the home is the place you’re most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today’s Groupon: for $315, you get a two-night villa stay with breakfast for two each morning at Sonoma Coast Villa & Spa in Bodega (a $710 total value). Additionally, you get $20 worth of credit towards each of the following amenities: the dining room, the onsite spa, and horseback riding.

The secluded Sonoma Coast Villa snuggles up to the downy bosom of California’s undulating terrain with its quiescent and arcadian views. Take in the scenery on the private patio of a deluxe villa room, replete with a wood-burning fireplace, large jetted tub, heated floors, and wireless Internet. The $20 spa credit can be applied towards one of numerous spa treatments, including couple’s massages ($300 per couple for 75 minutes) and more. The dining room dispenses delicious three-course dinners nightly with plates such as local halibut and salmon with mango salsa. Use the horseback-riding credit toward a guided excursion on parts of the 60 acres of tranquil coastal hills ($100+ per hour per rider), or upgrade the ride to “outlaw” mode to participate in an authentic Western shootout and post-duel bubble bath.

This Mediterranean-style villa, with its terraced gardens, luxurious swimming pool, soothing whirlpool spa, and refreshingly goblin-free corridors, is embedded in the picturesque terrain of Bodega; an abundance of activities and gaieties are readily available in the area, including Bodega Bay and SkyHorse Ranch in Valley Ford. Go online and check room availability to reserve a stay.

Reviews

Touring & Tasting magazine featured Sonoma Coast Villa & Spa. Yelpers give the villa a 3.5-star average, and TripAdvisors give Sonoma Coast a rating of 3.5 owl eyes. > * It’s like a little piece of Europe. There are only 18 suites, located in different areas on the premises, so it really felt like you were alone. – Cynthia T., Yelp > * Our rooms were spacious, very comfortable, and a real pleasure to return to each night, and our wives’ spa experiences were great. – WorldTraveler319, TripAdvisor