Thanks to body sculpting, Michelangelo's David rose to the status of museum masterpiece from his humble beginnings as a department-store mannequin. Uncover a pedestal-worthy physique with today's Groupon: for $999, you get one Smartlipo body-sculpting treatment at South Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery, located in Fort Lauderdale (a $3,500 value). Today's deal is valid for sculpting a choice of the following small areas: the neck and chin, upper arms, upper or lower abdomen, waist and flanks, bra line, inner or outer thighs, or inner knees.

South Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery's board-certified surgeons harness the latest laser technology, including Smartlipo—a laser fat-reduction treatment that helps sculpt healthy, active bodies beset by lingering paunch. The all-inclusive package includes Smartlipo treatment on a choice of a small area, all pre- and post-op procedures, surgeon and operation-facility fees, any necessary recovery garments, and prescription laughter to aid recovery (a $3,500 value). Smartlipo enhances body contours less invasively and can result in faster recovery than traditional liposuction, and requires only general anesthetic to prep for a series of small, precise incisions, although local anesthetic may be used in addition if needed. In about 90 minutes per treatment area, a laser does its best Death Star impression on fat cells as a tiny tube gently sweeps up the debris. Simultaneously, the laser coagulates blood vessels to minimize bruising and swelling, and it may also stimulate collagen growth and result in a firmer, more toned appearance. Many patients resume normal daily activities such as washing the mail within a day, though strenuous physical activity should be avoided for up to 10 days. Most patients see results immediately and make complete recovery within a month.

All clients receive a consultation to confirm candidacy, as well as aftercare appointments to review recovery and results. Buyers are advised that Smartlipo is a body-sculpting treatment for those in good health and not a weight-loss surgery for those needing to lose significant amounts of weight. Those not deemed Smartlipo candidates can upgrade to an advised treatment or get a refund from Groupon.