True health, like a prizewinning apple, fairy-tale heroine, or money geyser, means goodness through and through. Grab some goodness with today's Groupon to The Spa at Glenpointe in Teaneck. Choose between the following options:

• For $59, you get a one-month membership (a $90 value) and three personal-training sessions (a $195 value; a $285 total value).
• For $69, you get a one-month membership (a $90 value) and a Le Grand Classique facial (a $100 value; a $190 total value).

The Spa at Glenpointe provides fitness and beauty services for all-over health and rejuvenation. The 26,000-square-foot gym is the happy house of individual exercise and personal-training options for members and their children. With more than 50 pieces of computerized cardiovascular equipment, weights, and a heated indoor pool, fitness routines of every variety can be raised and learn to heel at the facility. More than 58 group classes per week cater to interests from yoga to kickboxing, and personal training addresses the needs of exercise newbies and athletic veterans seeking individual attention. Three sessions allow participants to demystify fitness goals and the winding path toward them.

The gym also offers a wide range of spa services, including the Le Grand Classique facial, a customizable treatment to cleanse pores without irritating skin or succumbing to undead skin cells. Based on Parisian spa YonKa's five purifying steps, the facial uses aromatic compresses and essential oils to gently cleanse pores without upsetting frontispieces. The 80-minute treatment is designed to restore skin's luster and clear the pores of deep-seated dark matter from science-fair projects gone awry.