Booking your body double a day at the spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out with today’s to Spa World in Centreville, Virginia. Choose between two options:

• For $18, you get a day pass to use for up to 24 full hours (a $35 value).
• For $40, you get a day pass and a half-hour foot massage (an $80 value).

Based on the Korean-style jimjilbang bathhouse and sauna, the sprawling Spa World grants patrons a full 24 hours of access to this polished palace of pulchritude, brimming with luxurious spa amenities. Numerous communal facilities assist in corporeal detoxification, including seven separate poultice rooms that generate radiant heat using elements drawn from Mother Earth's natural petticoats, such as hot red clay, germanium, heated charcoal, and freshly baked brownies. A sauna and bade pool boast numerous jets and showers for a full-body bath experience (nudity is required to keep the pool free of clothing-based contaminants). Those opting to add the spa foot massage (a $45 value) can get their board-trodders coddled by a trained massage therapist for 30 blissful minutes.

A resting room allows visitors to sleep if they want their holiday to last overnight, and a juice bar and restaurant dish out dumplings and other Korean cuisine to sustain nutrition levels throughout the dalliance. Eastern decorative touches and warm lighting soften the atmosphere to provide a full sensorium of escape from the day-to-day doldrums of work, domestic life, and raptor wrangling.