Conventional car waxing entails strapping motor vehicles to massage tables, carefully pouring warm wax over their frames, then delicately extracting every speck of dirt, dried piece of gum, and politically outdated bumper sticker. Make over motor vehicles with today's Groupon: for $6, you get a touchless car wash at Spiffy Car Wash (a $12 value).

Spiffy Car Wash restores cars to sparkling shines in an automated drive-thru car cleansing. Horseless carriages roll up to the car wash, in which wands blast the undercarriage and rocker with low-pH suds before spraying the front and rear of the car with high-pH soap and delicious candy sprinkles. A triple-foam system coats the vehicle in wax to protect paint jobs, and high-pressure jets of water blast away dirt and smudges. The approximately six-minute buggy bathing culminates with clear-coat protection and a spot-free rinse that helps protect chariots from future road wear and the messy admiration of birds overhead.