Among organs, skin is the most likely to be tattooed and the least likely to be harvested while a person is relaxing in a bathtub filled with ice. Reap the benefits of a properly-pampered organ with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a fractionated CO2 laser skin-resurfacing treatment for one area (around the mouth and chin, upper and lower eyelids, or the backs of both hands) (a $1,200 value), post-laser ointment (a $50 value), and a complimentary skin consultation at Spirit Lift Cosmetic Plastic Surgery in Chula Vista (a $1,250 total value).

At Spirit Lift Cosmetic Plastic Surgery, a cadre of cosmetic doctors turns back the clocks on weary skin with the help of surgical and nonsurgical procedures. Fractionated CO2 laser skin resurfacing pulses light rays onto damaged skin, banishing blemishes and boosting luster like traditional lasers without excessive harm to the top layer of skin. A consultation with a doctor determines which area to youthify: worn hands can take on the character of baby's cheeks, mouth and chin areas can doff deep parentheses, or eyelids can flutter freely once relieved of crow's feet. Beyond shrinking wrinkles, the treatment helps ameliorate freckles, sun damage, and other off-color blemishes, while also diminishing scars from acne or woodpecker wounds. The half-hour treatment requires 5–7 days of recovery, during which patients should stay out of the sun and make good use of the post-laser ointment to pave the way for a long-lasting, age-obfuscating façade.