Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of merchandise or $50 toward party services from Spoiled Rotten Boutique & V.I.P. Parties on Rosedale Highway.

Spoiled Rotten vends kids' vestments and themed parties with sides of sugar, spice, and glitter. An array of novelty kids' clothing includes customizable birthday shirts ($25–$35) that display customizable numbers in your choice of accent fabric. Tweens stuck between swirly-haired songsters and excessive emoticons can seek comfortable refuge in the slouchy-chic Vintage Havana women's line ($30–$45). Younger party animals convey celebratory instincts with embellished onesies ($35 each) in zebra and hot-pink leopard prints.

Celebrate youthful triumphs such as good grades, shoe-tying virtuosity, or birth in a themed gathering with invitations, pizza and snacks, karaoke, and cupcakes for eight (starting at $195). Available themes include rock star, Barbie, and fairy princess. Your own personal hostess will lead guests in a festive dress-up session with makeup application and a fashion show. Parties are held in-house, last about an hour and 45 minutes, and are recommended for girls ages 8 and older.

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