People often do things in hotels that they would never do in their own homes, such as sleep soundly, watch Marley and Me, or let the kids drink as much shampoo as they want. Let loose with today's Groupon: for $95, you get a two-night stay at the Square Inn, in Wimberley (up to a $190 value).

The Square Inn helps weary guests relax with luxurious, cozy quarters situated on the Wimberley Square. Recently remodeled, the hotel is divided into six large suites that each feature custom décor, 32-inch cable televisions, and top-secret bathrooms. Slumber for two nights in the Maeson Room, which boasts a Bancroft canopy pillow-top king bed, a private courtyard entrance, and a water closet with antique décor. Weary travelers can also choose to recline on the Keegan Room's queen pillow-top bed or the Lauren Room's Vanwyck sleeper. All suites include personal kitchenettes with a fridge, a microwave, and a Holstein dairy cow, and the hotel offers a luxurious leather lounge where visitors can monitor a 50-inch HD plasma television to make sure it doesn't suck anyone into the 13th century.

The Square Inn is located a stone's kick from shopping, dining, and nearby attractions. Guests can visit Wimberley Square to eat and investigate local curios, or spend the day building a dam in the nearby Cypress Creek. The Square Inn provides WiFi access, free local calls, and a continental breakfast to all customers.