If all the world's a stage, then asteroids are expressions of disapproval hurled by an audience of booing planets. Keep the Earth in good standing with today's Groupon to the STAGES Performing Arts Academy in Chesterfield. Camps run August 8–12, from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m., except for the Broadway's Best Summer Camp, which ends at 3 p.m. each day.

• For $75, you get enrollment (a $155 value) including registration fee (a $15 value) to the Tangled Up Summer Camp for ages 3–5 (a $170 total value).
• For $75, you get enrollment (a $155 value) including registration fee (a $15 value) to the Classic Kids Musicals Summer Camp for ages 6–8 (a $170 total value).
• For $150, you get enrollment (a $295 value) including registration fee (a $15 value) to the Broadway's Best Summer Camp for ages 9–12 (a $310 total value).

STAGES Performing Arts Academy's professional theater company schools board-treading youth in acting, voice, dance, and their three-headed hybrid, musical theater. STAGES' youngest campers sing and shimmy to tunes from Tangled, and also explore the enchanting tale of hair extensions through thrilling crafts and activities without promoting wanton hair climbing. Budding performers age 6–8 can build their repertoires during the Classic Kids Musicals workshops, trilling to classic melodies from films such as The Little Mermaid and 101 Dalmatians, as well as postmodern operas such as Hairspray. Kids 9–12 seeking an intensive theatrical outlet will thrive in the Broadway's Best camp—six bustling hours a day of professionally taught classes designed to push germinating thespians to new heights of performance. All classes are led by teaching artists qualified with degrees, experience in their fields, and knowledge of Bette Midler's social-security number.