Unlike the scheming criminals of film noir movies, carpets aren't crafty enough to hide their dirt under the floorboards. Wipe out all evidence with today's Groupon to Stanley Steemer, servicing Erie and Niagara Counties. Choose from the following options:

• For $62, you get a two-room and one hallway carpet cleaning (up to a $125.94 value).
• For $79, you get a three-room and one hallway carpet cleaning (up to a $158.94 value).
For $97, you get a four-room and one hallway carpet cleaning (up to a $194.94 value).

Stanley Steemer's IIRC-certified staffers uproot contaminants from carpeted floors with a fleet of 13 truck-mounted hot-water extraction systems. Before thoroughly cleansing floor toupees, technicians pre-inspect the targeted carpet and move obstructions such as small tables, chairs, and porcelain busts of Ronald Reagan. Carpet experts then unleash themselves on rooms and hallways, sending special cleaning agents and hot water deep into fibers to strip floor covers of accumulated dirt, allergens, and pollutants.

Although Stanley Steemer sometimes features online discounts, today's Groupon still offers the best deal available.