Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with today’s Groupon from Star Fleet Entertainment in Kemah. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get two tickets to a Sunday-champagne-brunch cruise (up to a $149.38 value). Children aged 3–12 can board the Sunday brunch cruise for $39.
• For $49, you get two tickets to a weekday-happy-hour cruise (a $106.08 value).
  
  

Star Fleet’s schedule of pleasure yacht cruises on Clear Lake and Galveston Bay dish up majestic views, calming libations, and fast-breaking brunch buffets. On Sunday mornings, a courtesy mimosa flatters empty glasses as brunchers scale the flat mini seas for up to two hours. Classic eggs benedict and roasted prime ribs eagerly await the caress of tongs at the buffet, and coffee, tea, and juices brighten the corners of breakfast cravings. Pensive eyes can gaze at scenic waters, on-board live entertainment, or the captain’s impromptu Charlie Chaplin impersonations.

Weekday-happy-hour jaunts put the wind under tired tires with two-hour cruises on calm waters. Nonalcoholic beverages flow freely alongside a complimentary single serving of beer, wine, or cocktail. Sunsets mood light the dance floor and four-square battles.