Like dropping passive-aggressive hints that a roommate should do the dishes, composing a piece of music requires the strategic placement of notes. Send a powerful musical message with today’s Groupon to the Staten Island School of Rock. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get three half-hour music lessons (a $90 value).
• For $59, you get five half-hour music lessons (a $150 value).
  
  

At Staten Island School of Rock, aspiring rockers age 5 and older can learn the guitar, drums, bass, vocals, or piano in hands-on, 30-minute music lessons taught by experienced, professional musicians. While focusing on the songs students want to learn, instructors incorporate lessons on theory, technique, ear training, and shredding the guitar while simultaneously shredding cheese for tacos. School of Rock can assist students whether they want to play rock, jazz, or blues, and all instruments are supplied at the studio, saving students the trouble of hauling their grand piano on and off the bus.