Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Hold your head high with today's Groupon: for $149, you get 20 units of Botox at Viserage Med Spa, LLC at Stein Plastic Surgery (a $300 value).

Overseen by double-board-certified facial plastic surgeon Dr. Stein, the medical providers at Viserage Med Spa, LLC at Stein Plastic Surgery vanquish the unsightly signs of aging with Botox treatments. Beginning with a medical consultation, one of the providers carries out a 30-minute treatment, infiltrating facial muscles with 20 units of the cosmetic concoction. Like a robot's conscience, Botox blocks nerve impulses, resulting in relaxed muscles and diminished fine lines, forehead creases, and crow's-feet. Within two weeks, clients will notice refreshed, visibly smoother skin; results may continue to improve for up to 30 days and last for up to four months. Since no recovery time is required, patients can bound from the office and immediately return to most light activities such as typing, accounting, and blinking in Morse code.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.