Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a punch card for four rounds of mini golf at Stone Mountain Family Fun Center in Tecumseh (up to a $30 value).

Voted the best mini-golf course in Lenawee County by readers of the Daily Telegram in 2010, Stone Mountain Family Fun Center wins fans by hosting 18 holes of mini-golf merriment. With a four-round punch card, golfers can enjoy a four-player game or split the punches across multiple games. Players explore the course's winding series of obstacle-laden holes, which take them past waterfalls and across a bridge suspended only by each golfer’s belief in magic and following through. Execute precise putts to send balls sailing through caves or down tricky slopes toward their holey goals. Players hop on rocks to cross the creeks that zigzag the par 41 course, keeping clear of the water so that no one mistakes them for ducks with putters leading an armed revolt.