Knocking down 7–10 splits can impress comrades, whereas knocking down 7–10 wedding cakes while doing splits can alienate pretty much anyone. Keep splits where they belong with today's Groupon: for $19, you get two hours of bowling and shoe rental for up to six people and a pitcher of soda at Suburban Bowlerama in York (up to a $39.95 value).

Originally constructed in 1958, Suburban Bowlerama now boasts a renovated bowling emporium of 30 automatically scored lanes, a pro shop, a full snack bar, and a lounge. Bowl for two hours with a posse of up to six people total, outfitted with rental shoes and an arsenal of strike-hungry spheroids. Celebrate pin decimation and gutter-snubbing throws with toasts from a pitcher of soda provided by the snack bar, or drink to novices' meritorious scores, courtesy of optional bumper bowling. Groups can also take part in cosmic glow bowl, where rolling orbs transform into cosmic neon meteorites and blown kisses metamorphose into UFOs.

Suburban Bowlerama's rates fluctuate throughout the week.