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The Sun Sentinel's staff of experienced journalists has provided citizens of South Florida with news, money tips, and sports stats for a century. Its daily editions grant readers a chance to revel in Nostradamus's wrongness thanks to a host of local, national, and worldly headlines that prove the world is not filling with serpents. Readers can strengthen billfolds and piggy banks with money-saving offers in the SunPack coupon package and personal-finance information in the Sun Sentinel's Money section before perusing the Travel pages for tips on planning exotic getaways. Bargain shoppers and people who purchased one too many unitards will delight in the classified section, which features a forum for gaining and discarding virtually anything.