After mankind made its first visits to the moon, the jealous sun began to hug its image into the skin of unsuspecting humans to mark its territory. Tan outside the whims of a wanton sky-orb with today's Groupon to Sunny Daze Tanning. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get one month of unlimited tanning (a $39.99 value).
• For $45, you get two Infinity Sun airbrush tans (a $90 value).

The knowledgeable staff at Sunny Daze Tanning helps sun-seekers match their ideally tanned tone using both bright-bulbed and UV-free tanning options. With some staffer guidance and access to an array of tanning lotions (purchased separately) clients transform from pasty patrons into warm-blooded bronze statues. Option one opters for today's deal will have access to the Black Sand tanning bed, which employs 32 100-watt bulbs to send birthday suits up the paint-swatch scale from eggshell to burnt umber in sessions up to 15 minutes long.

For people choosing UV-free faux-glow, the Infinity Sun airbrush tan is technician-controlled to ensure even, natural-looking color. After selecting the appropriate intensity level for your skin type, an experienced mist-gun-wielder sprays custom-mixed color from head to toe. Unlike real tans, which leave freckle maps to hidden eggs from last Easter, the spray color lasts up to two weeks then washes off gradually in the shower.

Reviews

Yahoo! Locals give Sunny Daze Tanning a 4.5-star average rating, and three Yelpers give it a 3.5-star rating:

• Friendly staff and clean! – Angela H., Yelp, 10/25/10
• Great place, friendly, good package prices, lots of options, close to local gym, always upgrading services and better hours with new owner! I have always liked this place, now I LOVE it! – aTANgirl, Yahoo! Local